Small Batch Only
Eight curated strains from New York micro-grows. Half-ounce or ounce per drop.
- 8 strains from NY micro-growers
- Your choice: ½ oz or 1 oz total
- Tasting notes + cultivator profiles
- Monthly rotation — never repeats
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Four curated boxes, shipping twice a month on the 15th and the 30th. Pick the cadence that fits your life — one drop a month or both. Join the waitlist and tell us which box you'd grab first.
Eight curated strains from New York micro-grows. Half-ounce or ounce per drop.
Hash, rosin, and live resin for the refined palate.
A gentle sampler for adults trying cannabis for the first time.
THC-infused drinks for the no-hangover evening crowd.
Pricing to be announced. First members get early access and a founder's rate.
21+ only · New York State residents only · Pending licensing through the NY Office of Cannabis Management. Joining the waitlist does not create an order or payment obligation. We'll email you when boxes go live.
sativa
Trainwreck × Hawaiian · G13 Labs
The strain that gave a Seth Rogen movie its name is actually a legitimate tropical sativa in its own right. The Trainwreck × Hawaiian cross produces a genuine pineapple note — not the candy-adjacent flavor of its many imitators — with a relaxed-but-alert high that reads more like early-afternoon than morning.
Good for social settings, creative work, and outdoor listening sessions. The body feel is mild enough that you can eat, move, and hold a conversation. Not the strain for finishing a spreadsheet, but excellent for the walk afterward.
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Frequently asked
Pineapple Express is classified as a sativa strain. Its genetic lineage is Trainwreck × Hawaiian.
Consumers commonly report that Pineapple Express produces feelings of uplifted, energetic, creative, and relaxed. Individual responses vary with dose, tolerance, and setting.
Pineapple Express's flavor profile is characterized by pineapple, tropical, sweet, and pine notes.
Pineapple Express typically tests in the 15–24% THC range. This is a typical modern-market potency range.
Pineapple Express is commonly reported by consumers as helpful for stress, depression, and fatigue. These are self-reported experiences, not medical claims; consult a healthcare professional for therapeutic use.
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