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Eight curated strains from New York micro-grows. Half-ounce or ounce per drop.
- 8 strains from NY micro-growers
- Your choice: ½ oz or 1 oz total
- Tasting notes + cultivator profiles
- Monthly rotation — never repeats
hybrid
Animal Cookies × Grape Pie · Seed Junky Genetics
Garanimals is Seed Junky's Animal Cookies × Grape Pie cross, the cultivar that opened the door for Jealousy and the modern Sherb Bx lineage that followed. Onset is body-leaning from the first ten minutes, with the head settling into a calm euphoria as the body weight builds. Common in evening rotations among adults 21+ shopping the Seed Junky catalog for an indica-leaning hybrid that hasn't been overhyped.
Flavor is grape candy with a doughy earthy backbone and a soft sweetness on the exhale. Caryophyllene and myrcene drive the panel, lining up with the heavier body arc. Stocked on NY and California shelves through 2026, often at slightly more accessible pricing than its more famous Seed Junky stablemates. A reliable benchmark when shoppers want to compare the Grape Pie family across modern crosses.
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Garanimals is classified as a hybrid strain. Its genetic lineage is Animal Cookies × Grape Pie.
Consumers commonly report that Garanimals produces feelings of relaxed, happy, sleepy, and euphoric. Individual responses vary with dose, tolerance, and setting.
Garanimals's flavor profile is characterized by grape, berry, earthy, and sweet notes.
Garanimals typically tests in the 22–28% THC range. This puts it in the high-potency category; new consumers should dose carefully.
Garanimals is commonly reported by consumers as helpful for stress, insomnia, and pain. These are self-reported experiences, not medical claims; consult a healthcare professional for therapeutic use.
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Four curated boxes, shipping twice a month on the 15th and the 30th. Pick the cadence that fits your life — one drop a month or both. Join the waitlist and tell us which box you'd grab first.
Eight curated strains from New York micro-grows. Half-ounce or ounce per drop.
Hash, rosin, and live resin for the refined palate.
A gentle sampler for adults trying cannabis for the first time.
THC-infused drinks for the no-hangover evening crowd.
Pricing to be announced. First members get early access and a founder's rate.
21+ only · New York State residents only · Pending licensing through the NY Office of Cannabis Management. Joining the waitlist does not create an order or payment obligation. We'll email you when boxes go live.